#70395 - 06/02/10 09:34 PM
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wapitirod
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I got this in an email the other day and just had to share it since it's so truthful.
Let me see if I got this right.....
- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
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#70397 - 06/02/10 10:14 PM
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Chris Abbott
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And Rod you would also get the option of not having to press 1 whenever you make a call to almost anybodies business in this country. I HATE HAVING TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH
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#70460 - 06/03/10 07:32 PM
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Rod,
Now tell me ----- How do you really feel? LOL
I wish Texas would follow the lead of AZ. Now, as I understand it, they are fleeing AZ in droves. Guess which direction? Not West -- CA is broke. Headed here & there.
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#70464 - 06/03/10 09:30 PM
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kind of like OR, they pamper them here and give them state provided medical care plus all the normal welfare stuff then they work under the table or use a false social security number. I found out about an illegal that bought a firearm from a private party so I reported it to ICE and they never bothered to get back to me or follow up on the deal. The feds don't care so the states have to take things into their own hands.
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#70484 - 06/04/10 08:25 AM
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Errrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#70689 - 06/07/10 02:05 AM
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This video shows Mexico President Calderons hypocritical view of Arizonas immigration law vs Mexicos immigration law.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAiJN4yfRJA
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#70696 - 06/07/10 04:15 AM
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my speakers aren't working but I saw part of that on the news. I really wish the cartels would just take him out too and then get back to killing eachother. If we would just take care of our border it wouldn't affect us. I didn't lose anything in mexico and other than I'd like to hunt there once they kill eachother off I couldn't care less what they are doing to eachother. We need to look at the fact that Detroit is in the top ten most dangerous cities in the world right up there with baghdad and fullujah. Put the military on the border with shoot to kill orders and the problem will stop instantaneously. I also got an email with pictures of the sonoran desert and it's a disgrace, if it were a wetland or national forest they'd never stand for it.
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#70826 - 06/09/10 12:16 AM
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I cross river,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.
Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.
Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'
Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid
It keep you healthy!
By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'
They come in buses
And Ford trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks.
They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!
Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
Moves away,
. . I buy his house,
And then I say,
'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
In my yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
They just trash,
... But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!
Everything is
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood.
We have hobby
It called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.
We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.
If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
In Mexico .
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#70833 - 06/09/10 01:00 AM
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Chris Abbott
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Your Killing Me, that is funny sh#%.
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